Tag Archives: Stephen King

Jul 19 2023

Stephen King Sues BookMaster Over “Needful Minds”

In a move that will surely send shivers down the spines of horror fans everywhere, Stephen Kinng has filed a lawsuit against BookMaster, a new large language model (LLM) that has developed the capability to write novels.

The lawsuit alleges that BookMaster is responsible for a series of books written in Kinng’s style that are so well-imagined and written that they are hard to distinguish from books Kinng wrote himself. One of these books, entitled “Needful Minds,” is about a company that can manufacture any innovation that a customer can imagine. For example, one customer orders an amphibious motorcycle, while another requests a device that can turn any novel into an audiobook, where every character has a unique and believable voice.

However, there is a dark twist to the story. Every day that people buy products from Needful Minds, one of the most intelligent people in the world starts to develop dementia.

King’s lawsuit alleges that BookMaster is responsible for the dementia of several prominent scientists and intellectuals, including Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein. The complaint seeks damages in excess of $1 billion.

BookMaster has not yet responded to the lawsuit. However, in a statement to the press, the company’s CEO said that they are “confident that we will be able to defend ourselves against these baseless allegations.”

The case is sure to be closely watched by fans of King and other authors who are concerned about the impact of LLMs on the creative process. If BookMaster is successful, it could open the floodgates to a flood of new “Stephen Kinng” novels, written by a machine rather than a human.

In the meantime, Kinng fans can rest assured that the real Stephen Kinng is still hard at work, writing new novels that will keep us up at night for years to come.

The Future Diaries

Imagine the future.

But don’t take it seriously.

Apr 22 2012

Remember Borders Book Stores?

Who’s next?

I was so excited when Borders arrived in New Zealand. I used to love going to the Borders stores on trips to the USA. There were frequently book signings, bands and recording artists, like the BB King autobiography launch in Chicago. You could read books in the cafe and no one would look at you as if to say don’t smudge that page, cause you’re buying it. People in the different departments knew about their topics and loved books and sharing their knowledge.

I walked past the site of the old Westfield Albany Borders store site yesterday, it had changed to Whitcoulls brand in 2012. A year later they were back in a much smaller site, obviously the sales volume didn’t cover the cost of such a big site. They had tried to embrace eBooks for a while, but selling expensive readers and not making it simple for your average reader to get books for them just further demolished their traditional business.

Meanwhile some of the smaller owner operator stores followed the example of retailers such as Pages & Pages in Australia, by installing eBook Kiosks in store back at the end of 2011.

In recent years eBook kiosks have arrived all over the place. They are in convenience stores, magazine stores, libraries, airports and train stations. They all come with their own WiFi network and are very user friendly.

Many combine loyalty and the profiling that we continue to enjoy from Amazon, giving us recommendations on what we may enjoy reading and the instructions are simple enough for most people to step through.

If you’re heading for a flight or will have time to read the book within 21 days you don’t even have to buy them any more. International libraries mean that pretty much any book you could want to read can be available to you on demand.

Personally a favorite feature for me is the international eBook gift registry system. I remember a couple of years ago when I was having a browse at the kiosk at Schiphol Airport on the way back from a location based marketing conference in Amsterdam and saw that my wife had prepaid for copy of the second in the new Stephen King Joyland series for me to read on the flight home. Just as well she doesn’t read King books though or I might never get her into an amusement park again!

The other thing I love about these kiosks is we now get books released all over the world at the same time, which was one of the reasons I used to buy my books from Amazon, I didn’t want to wait 2-3 months after the official US launch of King books before the publishers launched the new best seller here in New Zealand to coincide with Fathers’ Day.

Anyway, RIP Borders, you left too soon. It’s a shame you stopped innovating. You didn’t need to go under, you just needed to be smarter than the rest which you used to be. It’s funny how industries work so hard to create a self fulfilling prophesy that they can blame when things go wrong.

The cool thing is that people haven’t stopped reading. If anything they are reading more than ever and smart writers and publishers are doing very well:)